Life, unconditionally

"I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it"

Friend:

*sneezes*

Me:

Bless you

Friend:

*sneezes five more times*

Me:

chill

oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

(via jonasbrothers)

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

(via teenytigress)

whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

(via onlyonereason)

macklemack:

how old is ariana grande? 13? 27?

(via pizza)

highenoughtoseethesea:

Because.  Hawaii.

Photos: Zak Noyle

(via c0ves)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

(via pizza)

(Source: bleed-well-poison-girl, via pizza)

“I believe in moments and I think all this was supposed to happen. You changed the way I see a lot of things, the way I think, the way I feel, but most importantly, you taught me I could love someone else a whole lot more than I love myself. So I just wanted to say thank you for that.”
“I wish someone could show me that too,” as he looked me in the eye and gave one last hug.”

—   “lunch with my ex"
words by dominic riccitello (via wordsbydominic)

(via need2-get-a-life)

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via hallelujahlovechild)

pottergirl05:

This family cosplays are EPIC.

(via hallelujahlovechild)

Child:

mommy I'm sick

Mom:

yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child:

but mommy I've been throwing up

Mom:

yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza