do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who think feminism means hating men.
when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood
OH MY GOD THOOOOO
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?